7.31.06

Category: dribblings

i hate Shark Week because it’s so damn repetitive. for a whole week. however, i understand that i am greatly outnumbered. it’s boring and gross what with all the blood in the water, or maybe i’m just mad ‘cos i didn’t get to watch the Tammy marathon on AMC. they were showing:
Tammy
Tammy and the Bachelor
Tammy and the Doctor
Tammy and the Millionaire
Tammy and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat
Tammy and the Boring Secretary Job
Tammy and the Delightful Nuclear Generator Mishap
Tammy and the Pirate’s Chest
Tammy and the Mystery of the Disappearing Clock

i could do this all night.

Tammy and the Flesh-eating Disease
Tammy and the Guy Who Said He Was a Movie Director
Tammy and the Minor Cancer Scare
Tammy and the Pussycats
Tammy and the Contrived Plot
Tammy and the Secret Shame
Tammy and the Complete Waste of Time
Tammy and the Muppets
Tammy and the Cask of Amontillado
Tammy and the Delicious Snacky Cakes
Tammy and the Condescending, Handsome City Slicker Who Can’t Help But Fall For Tammy’s Sweet, Innocent, Southern Charm So He Dumps His Bitch Girlfriend/Fiance To Be With Tammy Who He Has Nothing in Common With and Will Basically Treat as Though She’s a Sweet But Dumb Pet.

while jimmy was grilling food i would change the channel to AMC, but when he’d come back in he’d change it back to Shark Week. liznchris came over and chris said that if he had to watch Tammy his penis would shrivel up and turn into a vagina.

and well, i couldn’t let that happen. so we watched dumb, boring sharks.

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