omegle #2

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this is how a lot of my Omegle chats go down (and actually, this is one of the more poilite ones):

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello,
Stranger: hi
Stranger: r u a dude ?
You: no,
You: i’m a girl,
Stranger: u wanna cam ?
You: no.
Stranger: wanna share photos ?
You: no, i don’t have any.
Stranger: so, no sexy stuff ?
You: aw, no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello?
Stranger: hi ~!
You: please don’t be a perv….
Stranger: ah?
You: hmm. are you from the usa?
Stranger: i’m from japan
You: oh, neat!
Stranger: u a boy?
You: no, i’m a girl.
Stranger: yee..
Stranger: by
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
then i had a lovely conversation with a girl from Belgium. we talked about food and books. we were both reading international books and were congratulating ourselves for being so awesome. when i found out she was reading english books i said, “let me guess… the Twilight series?”
“yes! it is so beautiful!”
boosh. got it in one. TATDOW!

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