a few pieces of random

Category: dribblings

i’ve had terrible nightmares recently. one where i lived in a utopia where we had to wear togas at all times, and the military guards would beat us when we broke the law. only, we were never told what any laws were. so we were beaten quite a lot.

another one i kept throwing up chopped onions. i mean, pounds and pounds of them.

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the Encore stations have been playing Silence of the Lambs every day for what seems like two months. mr. fleegan and i have watched it every time we catch it. it’s gotten to the point that not only can we both quote the whole movie, but now, instead of saying something like, “hey, after dinner do you want to watch TV?” we now say something like, “wanna see if Silence of the Lambs is on?”

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Scottie of the Cube sent me this link last week and i’ve been meaning to share it with you. it’s great, you’ll lose lots of time reading it, but oh, the laughs. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com

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i saw the mall cop movie with Seth Rogen. it was really dark. a lot darker than i thought it would be.

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i’m about to go dig up some hastas because THEY ARE PISSING ME OFF. if you only knew how much i hate plants. and these hastas are OUT OF CONTROL. they were all normal-sized for two days and then they were all, “BOOSH, Jaimie! Check me out! SPLA-DOW!” and they grew into these large gangster plants. and they have weapons. and i think that also they talk about me behind my back.