this weekend Kelly and I went to the Unclaimed Baggage store in Scottsboro, AL.
it was meh. it’s not like it used to be. anyway, Kelly goes up to pay for her items and the cashier looks at one of the hoodies and says, “i think this is from Norwegia. That’s the Norwegian flag.”
kelly’s response is, “um, Norwegia?”
“yeah, i have some Norwegian in me.”
“… okay.”
does anyone know the capital of Norwegia?
so not only does the US suck at math and science, but I assume we’re failing geography too?
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LOL, that’s really sad, but it makes for a good story. poor guy. (why do i assume it’s a guy??)
no, it was all girls. but we couldn’t stop laughing about the great nation of… Norwegia.
What’s so funny about that? I get made fun of ALL THE TIME for being from Scotlandia and I’m here to say, IT’S NOT FUNNY.
oh liz, your Scotlandian heritage is so apparent in your comment.
So in anatomy and physiology today, a girl gave a presentation on rodeos. She was talking about the suicide rope. I asked her what that was and her answer was “The rope suiciders use”. Turns out, it is NOT the rope suiciders use but a way of tying one’s hand to the bull that makes it hard for the cowboy to detach himself. Leann and I decided that suicider rope MUST come from Norwegia.
tara, suicider rope is one of norwegia’s chief exports. good call!
So suicider isn’t a Norwegian beverage made from apples and pigs? Hrmn.
CZ! i miss you.
Wow, that girl must be kin to Brian’s gf Jillian on Family Guy.