4.08.08

Category: dribblings

in case you were thinking of purchasing and eating the Emerald Nuts Wasabi Oven Roasted Peanuts: don’t.
not even beer helps wash ’em down.

it’s been a while since i posted, yeah? (hear that kelly? a wHile.) last week i was in good ol’ floppy top tennessee visiting little bro. the weather was stormy which ruined our Day of Fun (which was going to be this awesome day of walking around a Civil War Battlefield. what? shut your hole. look, i don’t know how YOU spend YOUR Days of Fun, okay? for all i know, alphabetizing your CD collection might be your Day of Fun. loser.) but we managed to not stay in the house all day and watch rain fall. the worst part was coming home on friday. uh mah gah! the rain! and the traffic! the Monteagle! it was treacherous! and the semi trucks just ZOOM screaming down the road in the torrential rain! assclowns! talk about whiteknuckling it.

and since i’ve been home i’ve been working and working and drinking whiskey and watching the baseball.

speaking of baseball, (i thought you’d never mention it!) what is up with the Tigers, man? i know we’re only in week two, but they’ve been sucking so much wind it’s just painful. and i’m not even a fan, right? but really, their team is way better than this, and i’m sure all the Tiger fans are all, “that’s what i’m sayin’!” seven straight losses… dayyam, Leyland! sheeeyit. or maybe the Tigers are like communism: looks good on paper but the reality is more like they can’t play themselves out of a wet paper sack.

the Yanks are still feh what with all the meh-ness of the pitching. and don’t get me started on the batting. A-Rod?! he gets the golden sombrero?! are you kidding me? the hell is going on? Jeter’s down till friday and what, the team implodes? criminy!

file under Things I Never Thought Would Happen: i bought some NASCAR swag. on purpose. OMG! who’s yer driver?!

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