4.13.08

Category: dribblings

right. so i get a message from an actual friend i haven’t seen in actual ages about my recent purchase of NASCAR junk. she writes:

YOU bought Nascar stuff? Why? Was it dressed up like alcohol and you got confused?

oh, ha ha. everyone i know is hilarious and i am the butt of their joke.

Dear Everyone,

You’re welcome.

Love,
Jaimie

******

in other news: The Emerald Nuts Chipotle Oven Roasted Peanuts aren’t bad. mostly they taste like BBQ. so there you go.
wasabi = poison. chipotle = BBQ.

SPEAKING of BBQ. cookie told me that we no longer call it BBQ and that now everyone refers to it as simply, Q.
i guess like how we don’t call it Godfather II. it’s just II and likewise with III. and in case you were wondering, we (as in fans of the tril.) never refer to Godfather the TV Miniseries of Shit because of obvious reasons. first and foremost it was shit. secondly, it’s for losers who won’t sit through the first two, and frankly, i don’t know why we should pander to those chuckleheads anyway. “whaaa,” they cry, “II is too long!” they wail… like fags at a hockey game. these are the same lunatics who’ll sit through nine (9) hours of The Lord of the Everlasting Rings of the Neverending Trilogy with the Fade to White Fakeout Ending: The Extended Director’s Cut from Hell horses and wizards gumdrop treacle, but they can’t sit through the 2 and a half measely hours of II?!

Pacino AND De Niro. Robert effin’ Duvall. forget Kay and Connie, okay? i know they’re worthless. but come on! “I know it was you, Fredo.” (!!!) Vegas!, “We’re bigger than U.S. Steel!”, Cuba!, it’s got it all! okay, it DOESN’T have hobbits or fairy wizards or jar jar gollum, thank The Lord.

wow. where is all this coming from? i think these chipotle = Q nuts are working.

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