a conversation i had with the Wii Fit this morning.

Category: dribblings

“how tall are you?”

click click “i’m about this tall.”

“calculating…. wow, you’re fat.”

“wha- well, yeah, just… just watch your tone, robot.”

“let’s do some activities so you won’t be such a fat fatty.”

“tone. as in, watch it.”

“pick a trainer… good pick…. she’ll show you the execises, fatso.”

“all right, look. that’s uncalled for.”

“let’s balance.”

“fine.”

“wow, you suck at balancing. maybe if you weren’t such a fucking fatty, you could do this.”

“why don’t you shut your talk hole you goddamnjapaneseouterspacerobot.”

“fatty.”

“don’t judge me! you don’t even know me!”

“you wanna do some hula hoops?”

“not with you, you nazi robot piece of shit.”

“come on, you know you wanna.”

“okay fine.”

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