a conversation with the Wii Fit part II

“please step on the board.”

step.

“oof.”

“hey. don’t be like that.”

“one at a time please.”

“shit. Vaudeville called, they want their fat joke back.”

“you’ve gain a whole pound since yesterday.”

“sue me for eating dinner.”

“do you eat your dinners late? that’s a bad habit.”

“i work till 7:30, twit.”

“you should eat at least three hours before going to bed.”

“and you should get a job, ass.”

“wanna do hula hoops?”

“…”

“yes.”

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