George Washington did what?!

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i watch [adultswim] cartoons all night long because i like that the last thing i do before i fall asleep is laugh at cartoons. the past two nights have been a little different. last night there was a Tina Turner concert on the Ovation channel, and you know i watched that before i flipped back to [adultswim]. this concert wasn’t the one in England, but the one in Amsterdam. it was great, but i had tears in my eyes the whole time because my love for Tina is bittersweet.

the night before that i watched the last part of a George Washington doc on the History Channel. It was one of those So you Think You Know George Washington, Huh? Yeah, Well You Don’t Know! You Don’t EVEN Know! kind of documentary. the show is trying to shock and awe with it’s NOT ONLY DID HE CHOP DOWN THAT CHERRY TREE, BUT HE LIED ABOUT OTHER STUFF TOO. and LOOK AT THESE FUCKED UP DENTURES HE WORE. that kind of thing.

the the show starts falling all over itself all, “WHAT DO YOU THINK HE REALLY LOOKED LIKE?! omg!”

then came this conversation:

“he was one of those asshole Virginia slave owners, y’know.”

“yeah, he fucked ’em.”

“no, no. that was Thomas Jefferson.”

“he fucked Jefferson too?!”

“HA!”

“thank you.”

“i’m putting this on the blog.”

“i know.”

to be sure: those dentures were fucked up.

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