12.09.06

Category: dribblings

dear amazon dot com,

i love you and how easy it is to buy christmas presents for all of my family by merely clicking pretty pictures on your site.

thanks!

love,

jaimie

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dear mom and dad,

i had amazon ship everything to your house because i live in the ‘hood and they don’t deliver packages to my house. so anyway, if you get any strange amazon packages they’re mine. don’t open them because if you do you’ll ruin christmas, and the baby jesus will not like that one bit.

love,

jamoo

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dear fireplace,

jimmy and i just wanted to send you a note saying that we really love you. you’re so much fun it should be illegal. but if we outlaw fireplaces only outlaws will have fireplaces. and why should they get all the hot fun? anyway, thanks for being so warm and full of fire.

hogs and kisses,

j&j

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dear dad,

seriously, don’t open the amazon boxes.

love,

jaimie

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