it’s been hot at the ‘brary lately.

Category: dribblings

the AC at the library has been out for two weeks. thankfully it’s not July right now. it’s not so bad at the circ. desk, but back in the stacks it is hot and oh so stuffy.

the heat is also effecting (affecting? maybe? yes.) the patrons. one old (grandpa old) man hit on me (after touching me. TWICE. gross.) and one lady lied to my face multiple times, and when i wouldn’t fall for her lies she turned evil and mouthy. my defense at the time was to keep my mouth shut and stare right at her ugly, lying face. this of course, after i told her she could talk to my boss about the sitch in the morning and that nothing was going to be checked out at the moment seeing as how she owed $40.00 in fines AND that we closed 5 minutes ago.

Dear Lady Who Lied to Me,

Hi! Guess what? If you come running into the ‘brary at 5 till closing because your son needs to do a report on spiders and then you pitch a damn fit (complete with lies) and the library lady won’t let you check out because you owe a combined fine of over $40? AND you still have a book that’s been overdue since last December?

IT IS NOT THE LIBRARY’S FAULT THAT YOU ARE A DEADBEAT PIECE OF LYING VOMIT. YOU ARE A DRAIN ON SOCIETY AND A SUPREME WASTE OF OXYGEN. And the part where you turned to your mouthy little brat and told him that he wouldn’t get to do his homework because the library wouldn’t let him check out the book he needed? WINS YOU NO POINTS ON THE MOM SCORE, YOU HORSE-FACED, BAG OF PUSS-RIDDEN FILTH.

Of course, if you had gotten there with plenty of time, like say, 15 minutes before closing, you could have made xerox copies of the pages of the book you couldn’t check out because you’re such a stupid, deadbeat, bag of misery. And since your small insect brain can’t hold a real thought, apparently your kids will suffer. Lampreys! The lot of you.

No Love,

Me

i love my job.

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