12.22.06

Category: dribblings

wtf friday
well, the stroganoff was a bust. apparently the main cook lady got sick this morning and left early and didn’t cook the stroganoff.
look lady, i had a hangover this morning too, mkay? and did i feel like getting up and painting a kid’s room today? no. of course not. i wanted to lay in bed all day drinking soda pop and eating…stroganoff. but hey, i’m a responsible adult! i take my commitments seriously. so what did i do today? i painted that room. two coats on the wall and two coats on the trim (on my knees, bitch.) and then at lunch, i got my mouth all ready fo’ some stroganoff….and there ain’t no stroganoff!?

how very dare you!

i had the catfish. fish on friday, you know. it was okay. i’m not a very huge catfish fan. and they only gave us a teaspoon of tartar sauce. what’s the damn point of eating catfish if you can’t slather it with tartar sauce, i ask you.

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Crazy Margaret came by yesterday evening telling me she had cut some limbs off of my trees that were hanging too low and going over my fence. then she asked me for some money. i said, “margaret, i didn’t ask you to cut those limbs down.”

“i know but it was looking bad and needed to be done.”

“those trees are on the street. they’re not even mine.”

“yeah but if you could gimme some money just five dollars i got a bag of food from a guy giving away bags of food it had some beans and rice and soup and some meat and he said, “GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU OLD BITCH!” to me and it was a big bag of food. i told him that the meat was turnin’ green and that he needs to be careful giving it to other people like that i was going to be nice and take and then throw the meat away because it was green i wouldn’t give it to my dog and i don’t want people gettin’ sick and he gave me the sack of food and then cussed my out just like that.”

i gave her a can of soup. i don’t give her money anymore. because she was giving the money to her kids and her sister. she said, “well i had to help out my family!” i said, “well they never help you out so forget it. here’s some soup.”

‘cos i can be mean, but not too mean.

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