Ruby, don’t take your love to town.

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i came home from work yesterday and Ruby (neighbors’ cat that loves to play with Lebowski) came running up all excited. now, i had seen her the day before and petted her and cooed at her and nothing seemed out of the ordinary. but yesterday, when she came up to me i knew.

“fucking hell, Rubes. You’re pregnant.”

what a diff’rence a day makes.

i’m so mad at our redneck neighbors. she is SO TINY. i’m afraid she’s going to die and chances are, the kittens won’t make it. not that i want a pack of kittens roaming around either. plus, she’s been hanging around over here the last two days and i hope she doesn’t have her kittens on my porch. or in my jeep.
do not want.

and before you go blaming Bowskers, he was fixed back in January, and he wasn’t allowed to go outside until then. you know why? BECAUSE I’M A RESPONSIBLE PET OWNER AND GOOD NEIGHBOR. whoa, when did that soapbox get here? gimmie that. GET YOUR PETS SPAYED OR NEUTERED. IF YOU DON’T, YOU BETTER BE A BREEDER. if you’re not a breeder? GET YOUR PET FIXED, ASS.

okay. here’s the soapbox back.

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