11.08.06

Category: dribblings

the Patty Hearst Voice continues. today i left Cookie a voicemail in PHV and this evening i received a voicemail from Liz in PHV. it cracked me up cos at first she was asking for some cheddar cheese and then she said, “oh, i wanted to tell you to stop wearing the black dress. it isn’t helping.”
and boom! instant chucklehead was i.

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at lunch popsicle, tinley and i went to a homemade candy store in glencoe. it was WAY pricey so we didn’t buy anything. we went there knowing it would probably be expensive but we thought we’d get a piece anyway. splurge you know. well, i’m sorry, but no, that was beyond expensive. but they had these candies there called chumbles. it was like melted chocolate over peanuts and raisins or whatnot. dad immediately says in axle-shriek, “you know where you are?! YOU’RE IN THE CHUMBLE, BABY! YOU’RE GONNA DIE!”

that is a perfect example of what it’s like to hang out with dad.

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