Jeepnanigans part XXLMIIWHATEVER
Category: dribblings
Since it is freezing outside the jeep has decided to leave me stranded. hilariously, she started right up and got me to work on time, it’s just that at lunchtime, she decided she wasn’t going anywhere. wha?
so i’m bumming rides to and from lunch, and since i don’t see the weather getting any warmer i’ll pro’ly be beummng a ride home as well.
i called mr. fleegan and told him the news and asked if maybe he and fellykish could carpool tomorrow so i caould drive the black jeep. he said sure so then i called fellykish to seal the deal.
“hey, my jeep is frozen and acting like a little bitch at the moment.”
“i’m not surprised.”
“shut up. so anyway, can you and jimmy carpool tomorrow? you know, in case it continues to be frozen. and you know it will?”
“of course. no problem.”
“thanks, i just wanted to see if it was okay. i mean, i figured and all.”
“he works a block away from me. it’s no trouble.”
“thanks. i just wanted to ask as soon as possible, you know, to get that bug in your ear. in case you think of something later, i can come up with a different plan.”
“no problem. but you know…”
“what?”
“maybe it’s time you start thinking about-”
“shut up! no! don’t say it.”
“-getting a newer car? something more reliable?”
“hey! that jeep is totally reliable! just not in winter… or the month of july.”
“yeah, well, just wanted to put THAT bug in YOUR ear.”
Dear Jeep,
Why you gotta do this to me, baby?
Love,
Jaimie
Tags: jeep
5 Comments
just pour some money in the gas tank, that should do the trick
I’ve got a jar of coins you could pour in…although knowing your jeep, it probably prefers $10 & $20…or something larger. hee!
since it’s been above freezing for the last couple of days, she’s been acting like a normal jeep again. and by that i mean leaking like a sieve. but also, the engine runs. yay!
pardon my ignorance, but have you tried any snake oil- oh i mean marvel mystery oil?
i actually do have Marvel Mystery oil. it’s like WD40 only the can looks more badass.