Fashionista Tuesday

“Does this look gay?” He asked as he put his hands on his hips and stuck out a hip.

“Um, you mean the pose? or your clothing choice?”

“Yes.”

“Well, I see what you’ve done here. The problem is you’re wearing a black T-shirt under a tan polo.”

“Right.”

“No gay in his right mind would do that. So you’re safe there.”

“So this is okay?”

“No. Do you have a dark gray polo or oxford?”

“Yes.”

“That.”

“Okay.”

“Or? Just tie an ascot around your neck.”

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