1. Mister Biscuits is an uninvited bed hog/heat machine.

2. It’s difficult to yell at a cat when his name is Mister Biscuits. It sounds like you’re yelling at a children’s cartoon character.

“Dammit, Mister Biscuits! NO! Knock it off! …I’ve got to find a better name.”

“Mew?” he says as he makes biscuits on the blinds he just pulled off the window.

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