8.29.06

Category: dribblings

my shoulder is still hurting. it hurts so bad i’ve become irritable. and i’m taking out my irritableness on jimmy. which, isn’t fair really, because it’s not his fault my shoulder feels like someone snuck in my room and performed a voodoo pain ceremony on my shoulder.

“what do you want for supper?”

“NOTHING. my shoulder hurts too bad to move much less EAT anything. LEAVE ME ALONE.”

“okay.”

“but i HAVE to eat something so i can take some more PILLS, DUH!”

“so what do-“

“JUST GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!”

“i’m in the kitchen.”

“hey, do you want to rent a movie?”

“sure.”

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dear webMD,

my shoulder hurts. it’s not a sharp stabby pain… unless i move it. if i don’t move it it’s just an achy pain. it hurts mostly on the backside of the shoulder. it also hurts on the front. it hurts throughout the middle of the shoulder as well.

now, it hurts if i move, but it really hurts a lot if i let my arm hang down. also, if i lean forward…the pain follows and i can feel it in my collarbone area. it’s weird that way.

i guess my question is: do i have ebola?

love,

jaimie pickle

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