8.30.06

Category: dribblings

i just mowed the lawn. RESULT!

so here i sit in the AC letting my sweat dry and letting the mower cool down before i go to try and change the oil in the mower. (learned my lesson, Uncle Dan!)
the reason i didn’t change the oil before i mowed the lawn is that i was trying to use up as much of the gas that was in the mower all ready. cos once you tip the mower on it’s side any and all gas will leak out the top and that always pisses me off.

so now all i’ll have to contend with is boiling, hot oil. see, that’s why you change it first and THEN mow. but not me, cos i’m too cheap and my inner-jew didn’t want to waste any gas.

at least i’m honest.

and when i end up in the ER with leg burns down to my bones, i’ll be sure and tell the doc that i was trying to save money.

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