7.07.06 12am

Category: dribblings

OH HA HA! JULY! YOU’RE SO FUNNY! YOU’RE SO CLEVER! I CHALLENGED YOU AND YOU ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY! I DIDN’T THINK YOU HAD IT IN YOU, YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A MONTH! YOU’RE NOTHING! YOU COULDN’T MONTH YOUR WAY OUT OF A WET PAPER SACK! DOUCHE!

you might be wondering why i’m yelling at July. well, i kinda thought that my trifecta of bad luck was over. in yesterday’s post i taunted July because i couldn’t think of another way it could attack me and the house.

i didn’t figure on the jeep.

or more specifically, i didn’t figure on the musical cars my family and i have had to play lately leading to the keys of my black jeep mysteriously disappearing.
see, dad’s been driving my red jeep all week ‘cos his car is in the shop indefinitely. i had to borrow mom’s PT ‘cos with Junebug breaking her arm and nearly breaking her hip she’s got to get in and out of a car that’s low to the ground so’s i can then get her in a wheel chair…jeeps aren’t so low. so mom had the black jeep…and apparently she came home and promptly the keys were stolen by July, that sodding piece of shit.

the best part of this, the very best part of the whole thing is…i don’t think i have another key. i thought i had two MORE keys for it (in the console, of all stupid places to keep a spare key. luckily the jeep wasn’t locked.) but those two keys don’t work the ignition…they only unlock the back hatch, which….what?

i know. it’s a stupid thing, but the ignition key unlocks the two doors and starts the car, but it doesn’t unlock the hatch. who was the fucking genius behind that one? probably July.

i’m so mad i can’t breathe…or sleep. and i’m mad because, why DON’T i have a spare key to the ignition?

DAMN IT TO HELL.

Tags:

No Comments