When I watch baseball on mlb.com they have lots of updates of great hits and plays that happen throughout the day/night. They post them on the front page and to tell you who the teams are they shorten the city names. Something must’ve happened during the Orioles/Bluejays game (bird fight!) so the abbreviation was Bal@Tor.

So I made up a baseball creature named Balator. It lives under homeplate. 

I was totally sober, I swear.

I wish it would eat Papelbon’s face off.

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