Quotable Quotes for $600.

“I wouldn’t want to date a … like you.” – Snatchie Onassis

“It was a night of regrets.” – Ladyjuggs Johnson

“You’ve been wigged!” – Shreddy Ford

“Cookie did litter!” – Ladyjuggs

“I gotta piss like a racist.” – Shreddy

“We have to be authentic.” – Snatchie

“Oprah changes everything.” – Shreddy

These were things we said that I wrote down on an index card. There was much booze. The only one I remembered was “You’ve been wigged!”

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