7.23.06
Category: dribblings
good weekend. no dogs were killed or thrown from a moving vehicle.
it was movie weekend.
mr. fleegan and i saw Clerks II. it was funny and gross, of course. it had Rosario Dawson in it. that makes her cool as hell because to me she is the Annoying Girl in Rent, but now she’s cool. i hear that she’s got a comic book coming out. that also makes her cool as hell.
we also saw My Super Ex-Girlfriend, which was a little long but it was better than i thought it would be. too bad i can’t say the same thing for Pirates II or whatever it was called. because that movie was WAY too long. it was so long it was stupid. it was ridiculous. if they had cut out the whole thing with the water wheel rolling through the jungle scene, it might have been a better movie. that scene was so floppingly stupid it makes me hate the whole thing.
we rented Ultraviolet. you want to talk about a complete waste of time, i mean, really. THEY EXPLAIN NOTHING. and i hate that. i realize it’s based on a comic book series and that if i was cool and had read the comics that i would know what’s going on, but also? i’m completely capable of watching Superman, Spiderman, Batman, and hell, Aeon Flux without being completely baffled by the plot and why i should care about anything happening in the movie.
and sure she states at the beginning, “my name is violet, and i was born into a world you…may not understand.”
no shit vi, but see, i don’t care about your downloadable weapons or stupid virus and human-vampire/1984 extermination bullshit at all. i just want to know why/how/whatfor does your hair and jacket keep changing colors! WHY IS THIS NEVER TALKED ABOUT/EXPLAINED? ARE YOU IN THE MATRIX?!
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