6.05.06

Category: dribblings

wow. i was scrolling around the iTunes store and i usually check out the free songs and then go back to listening to my music and not any of their other crap on the homepage because it’s all so shitty. but sometimes i also check out the “celebrity playlists” which, first of all, why they haven’t asked me for my playlist yet is beyond me…other than the fact that i’m not a celebrity and my playlist would have 11,000 songs on it. and secondly, i’ve never heard of most of these “celebrities”. who is ashley parker angel? who is josh lucas (and OMG he put “Coconut” on his playlist. he gets so many points for that.)

so out of the whole list i click on Bo Bice to see what that guy listens to. and see, i don’t watch the Idol. i’ve never heard the guy sing. all i know about him is he lives in b’ham and was on the Idol and now he’s famous. i don’t know why i clicked on his playlist. but when i read all the crap he listens to? i laughed because i think we totally own the same CDs.

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things that will crack you up…if you’re me:

a couple of sundays ago at church it was Armed Forces Sunday or something…it was weird ‘cos it was a week before Memorial Day. anyway, the pastor said something before church started to the effect of, “if you were/are in the army, navy, airforce, marine etc please stand up.” so dad leans over to me and asks, “hey, you suppose the KISS army counts?”

“dad.”

“i’m just sayin'”

“you’re sick.”

“you’re laughing.”

then tonight dad and best and i are sitting around the kitchen table and dad starts telling us about his day of plumbing. i guess the HCH had some plumbing probs this weekend. anyway, he says this one lady had turned in a work order on a stopped up sink. so he goes to check it out but the lady said that she fixed it. dad asked how. she said that someone told her to pour vinegar down the drain so she did and nothing happened. then someone else told her to pour buttermilk down the drain. so she did. and nothing happened. then someone else told her to pour salt down the drain. so?
she did.
and she said it drained after that. so the vinegar/buttermilk/salt combo actually worked.

“mmmm. Hidden Valley Douche,” best says.

“The way douche is supposed to taste,” says dad.

“you guys are sick.”

“you’re laughing.”

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