6.11.06

Category: dribblings

remember the JCB video? well the band has a new one called Girls. it’s not as cute as the JCB video, but come on, what is?

fiddy

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today i was a lazy slob and went to mcdonald’s to pick up some lunch. i’m not proud of that fact. but it’s right down street so there you go.

anyway, as i was driving home i saw crazy margaret on her bike on the sidewalk by my house so i kept on driving because, obviously.

so i took the food to my parents’ house. they were all by the pool. so i ate inside at the kitchen table. my first bite into a luke cold Royale With Cheese there’s a knock at the door. i figure crazy margater must’ve followed me or something. i go and answer the door because like i said, i’m the only one in the house the rest of the peeps were out in the back yard.

so there on the doorstep is some college-aged dude. he was absolutely one of the most charming salemen i’ve ever encountered. he was very funny and he had his spiel down to a perfect one act play. honestly.

i probably got totally scammed, but it was worth it just to get to talk to someone as slick as that guy.
slickern’ two eels fuckin’ in a bucket o’ snot.

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