Braggy Braggenstein

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Last week I downloaded a new game to my iPod Touch. It’s a maze-y, puzzle-y type game that is right up my alley because the rules are simple, there’s not a lot of action/buttons/stress, and only one thing moves at a time. It is called Kunundrum and while I hate when people misspell perfectly good words to make them look “cool” (see: Mortal Kombat) (also see: Cingular), I am really enjoying the hell out of this game.

 

I finally scored over 2,000,000 points on it and decided to see where I ranked on the Game Center thingy. Today, out of over 75,000 players, I am #193.

BECAUSE I’M A GENIUS, YOU TRON-LOOKING MAZE GAME! SUCKIT, GLOW-Y, SPARKY ORBS! IMMA BRINGING MY BRAIN AND GOING TO RAIN DOWN ORBY SHAME ON YOUR WORLD! LOOK ON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR! PLEADING WON’T SAVE YOU FROM MY BALLOCAUST!

And of course, in no way am I getting any kind of self-worth from a stupid score on a stupid game.

OH YES I AM. I AM AN ORB SLIDING GENIUS.

I mean, there’s no reason to get the big head about this.

EXCEPT THAT I RULE.

And if you have some kind of smartphone/tablet/e-reader doodad with games and apps and shit, I recommend Kunundrum for some puzzle-y time wasting. And I’m not being bribed by the Kunundrum geekoverlords to say that.

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