Old Lady

Category: dribblings

I have jury duty this week and as I was walking through the security scanner thing I had to empty my pockets into a tray. Keys, mints, and a pink handkerchief. When I saw that I thought, “Ugh, I have grandma pockets.”

I kept trying to think of other things I could’ve had in my pocket to make me an old lady:

a button stuck to a melted caramel
coupon
expired coupon
Benny Goodman record
cat
unknown pill
Lucky Strikes (would also have accepted Winstons)

 

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