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All right, everyone gather ’round. It’s time for a Bible story.

This one time, in the Bible, like, Old Testament times (probably like after Moses or something, but before Jesus.) there was this guy named Elisha. And he was going up a mountain or something and these teenagers come up to him and start making fun of him. They’re all like, “Hey guy with the bald head! HAHAHAHA!”
Teenagers, amirite? I mean, they’re not even clever. That insult is so lazy.

So then Elisha is all pissed and curses these kids in the name of the Lord. Which seems kinda strong to me, but whatevs, this is Old Testament, before my time. SO THEN all of a SUDDEN these two bears come outta nowhere and kill all these jerk teenagers! (This was in 2 Kings, by the way.)

So the lesson here, I think, is that I don’t want to take any kind of glory away from the birth of Jesus, but can we all agree that this should be considered Second Greatest Story Ever Told?

Right? Guys?

Where did everyone go?

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