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I’ve been watching some spring training games because

1. I miss baseball and
2. I’m lonely and the drone of the commentators gives me something to bitch at.

I was watching a Mets/Braves game on Monday and was thinking that I’m such a dork and loser for watching spring training games on purpose on my lunch break. It didn’t help that I was eating a bowl of cereal either. For some reason I always feel like a loser when I eat cereal. Like it’s not real food. Like I should be eating something more adult. Because I’m not eating  Total, okay? I’m not chomping down Fiber Plus or Super Colon Blow; I was eating Fruity Pebbles WITH MARSHMALLOWS. Basically I was eating candy for lunch. And watching baseball.

So I was feeling gross and dumb and said out loud to the dog, “Am I an idiot for watching this?”

And right then a super hot guy came up to bat and I was all, “No. I’m a fucking GENIUS.”

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