5.15.06

Category: dribblings

TO THE GUY (steve?) WHO WANTED ME TO LINK TO HIS BLOG PLEASE E-MAIL ME AGAIN. i got a new computer and didn’t save any of my e-mail stuff.
sorry.

i took a week off. in fact, i barely turned on the computer all week. it was awesome.
so don’t think i was really busy or working really hard or anything. ‘cos i wasn’t.
yes i was.

a lesson learned last week: when painting over 38 year old wallpaper…um, you might want to actually remove 38 year old wallpaper. i know, i’ve painted over wallpaper a hundred times with perfect results. but this time? when i got back after lunch? two whole sections had ballooned off the wall.
i thought i was going to cry.
and what’s worse? i was painting for liz’z grandma. and she thinks i can do it all. she brags on my mad painting skillz all the time. so when i go to her house to do work i feel like a super hero.
apparently 38 yr old wallpaper is my kryptonite. okay, and let’s be honest…bees too.

anyway, the wall turned out beautifully and it only took an extra day of work. so i think i’m still kinda super hero-ish.

lately i’ve been putting all my Tori albums on my computer. i haven’t listened to them in years. YEARS. and i had forgotten how much i loved Boys for Pele.

every morning now, from 5:30am to 7:00am, Kaze barks like a fucking maniac at a squirrel. her barks don’t sound normal because she does this horrendous whining too. so it actually sounds like she’d being tortured or beaten. yeah, that kind of barking.
i’m really close to ordering a shock collar for her. because i can’t fucking take it, and i can’t imagine how much the neighbors are hating it. the only other thing i can think to do is buy some firecrackers and when she barks light one, ‘cos she is so afraid of loud sounds like fire crackers.
but what is more cruel? shock collar? or terrifying her with noise?

i don’t actually care that she barks for hours at animals, but c’mon dog, can’t you start at 7? quit stealing my sleep, bitch!

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