wow, this day keeps on giving.
today i was FREBREEZED by an old lady. i was painting a shelf in her closet and i hear her squirting something in the other room and then she comes to the closet door and she squirts febreeze! FOUR SQUIRTS! hello? what am i invisible today? it’s the Known World’s Smallest Closet by the way. it’s not like she didn’t see me.
i shoulda snatched the bottle out of her hands and beat her with it.

crazy margaret came by and rang the bell but i didn’t go out to see what she wanted ‘cos i don’t care ‘cos i already did a good deed today. i’m not trying to break any records or anything.

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