A Short Play

My Dog: May I have some of that?

Me: No, it’s an apple. You won’t eat it.

My Dog: But I think I want it.

Me: You don’t. You always spit it out.

My Dog: Yeah but this time you put Nutella on it.

Me: How do you know about Nutella?

My Dog: Can I have some-

Me: No! Besides, it’s gross. This was a mistake.

My Dog: Then why are you eating it like it’s going to get away?

Me: WHY DON’T YOU GO GET A JOB?

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