At the park this morning dad and I were passed by a gaggle of Joggin’ Moms. We love it when they pass us because we always get to hear the weirdest piece of a sentence as they go by. Today it was, “…and I’ll NEVER do THAT for two hours AGAIN, I SWEAR.”

There were three of them jogging in a row next to each other. After they got out of ear shot (I hope) dad says, “So are they jogging 3 abreast? Or is it six?”

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At work yesterday a really cute kid came up to the desk as they were checking out their books and he said, “Tomorrow, when I go to kinvergarden I have six tests!”

“Wow, six tests? That sounds like a lot.”

“Yeah, it is. It is a lot.”

“Did you study?”

“If I win all my tests I get to choose if I want animal crackers, candy corn, or both!”

“Whoa, that’s awesome! I hope you win all your tests.”

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