3.08.06

Category: dribblings

OMGWTFDIE! barry bonds used steroids? are you sure?

To: everyone with working eyes
RE: Barry Bonds used steroids…really?

uh duh! have you seen what he looks like? he didn’t look like that 6 years ago. in 2000 he was 35 and hit 49 homeruns. in 2001 he was 36 and hit 73 homeruns. that’s a 24 HR difference. now, that’s not impossible to do without performance enhancing drugs, right? however, in his whole professional career (which started in ’86) he never had a HR difference over 15. in fact, the last time there was such a gap was in ’89 – ’90 (and then it was just 14.)
now, he didn’t have a giant increase in the number of total hits in any year, which kinda shows (i would think) that he had more power in that year which led to more balls being hit over the wall.
i mean, c’mon, it doesn’t take a brainiac to kinda see the point. plus: look at him.

love,
jaimie

Dear Barry Bonds,

Are you serious? You’re telling me that you didn’t know you were taking steroids? You actually want people to belive that?
DON’T PISS ON ME AND TELL ME IT’S RAINING, MISTER.

Love,
Jaimie

stats were stolen from wikipedia.

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