Apparently Doc McStuffins Time For a Check Up doll is one of THE toys to get this Christmas. I didn’t know what the hell this was, but it sounded like a pervert toy or something. (If you don’t think Doc McStuffins doesn’t sound like a perfect pedo login name, get out of here.) So I googletubed that cos, you know, I have friends with kids; I need to know about this shit.
Turns out, it’s some kind of Disney cartoon, and Doc McStuffins is a 6-year-old black girl who fixes toys.
So now I feel guilty for thinking it was some kind of pervy toy.

BUT COME ON.

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