3.09.06

Category: dribblings

so i work at the Holy House yesterday, right?
and i’m painting a hallway, m’kay?
and in one of the rooms, this guy, he’s got some kind of casio keyboard, with me?

so at first he’s kinda pecking around on the keys, and he sucks, but that’s okay, i mean, i can’t play or anything. but after a few minutes of this…this sucking of the playing…he hits the demo button or whatever, and this midi version of “Down By the Riverside” starts playing.
i’m all, “hey! this guy is a phony! a big fat phony!” hee. there’s a Family Guy quote for everything.

but this song…oy, it’s really annoying. and it’s only about 45 seconds long. so i’ve got that going for me, right?
wrong! haven’t you learned anything yet?

that craptastic song loops for the next 3 hours.
i’m not even exaggerating. i finally get dad up there to hear it.
“how long has this been playing?”
“wait, here’s the big finish…i’ve got it choreographed watch.” i dance some steps, “tada!”
“that thing must be turned up to 11.”
“ya think he’s dead? or just really enjoying that song?”
“three hours?”
“that’s been playing since i got here…3 hours ago.”
well, let’s go check and see if he’s dead.”

he was not dead. he was sleeping. i don’t know how, because when we opened that door the music…was so loud…that it physically came out of the door and pushed us down. it was a force.
apparently the guy likes that song so he cranked it to ‘max’ and laid down to sleep.

i love old people.

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