Grocery Store Face Punch

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I was checking out at the grocery store and the cashier kid says to me, he says, “I’ll need to see your ID.”

Cos I was buying beers. No bigs, I love being carded.

I hand him my license and he says, “Oh wow. You’re way older than I thought you were.”

Wha? Well, I guess… he means it like a complime-

“You’re like, my mom’s age. You look good for your age. This isn’t my favorite beer. I like Bud.”

EITHER YOU SUCK AT MATH OR YOUR MAMA WAS A WHORE.

 

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