Thrones of Bones
Category: dribblings
So Mr. Fleegan and I are watching the first season of Game of Thrones with some pals and here’s the thing, we’re only three eps in, but I’m pretty sure the title is misleading. THIS SHOW ISN’T ABOUT THEMED CHESS SETS AT ALL.
I’m kidding. It totally is.
No, it isn’t.
But the title does make it seem sporty, right? Well, so far, no sports. No games. No competitions. No gladiators. No jousting. No tug-of-war.
So I’ve come up with a few better titles:
Medieval Incest
The Know-it-all Dwarf
Everyone is Horrible
I Hate Her Face
Dire Wolves Make Great Pets. No, Wait.
The Rape Show
I Hope He Dies First
Winter is Coming So Everyone Just Chill the Hell Out
Everyone is acting like a Bastard EXCEPT THE BASTARD
Obviously You Spoil Your Kids
The King is Always Drunk
Everything About the Horde Terrifies Me
Worst Brothers Ever
Family Ties
All in the Family
She Needs to Eat a Sandwich
Tits and Ass
When Does Beowulf Show Up?
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This is hilarious! Happy to see the FB link too -was that there before? Anyway, although my New Year’s resolution was to try to be more sensitive, I couldn’t help myself. Deliciously offensive. 🙂
MOTHER OF DRAGONS. (It gets better… well, the second season drags on for fuckalleverland, but when it is ‘hit the fan’ time they bring it. FINALLY.)
I’m enjoying the show, for reals. But I feel like whoever writes this show kinda hates women.
Oh, when MOTHER OF DRAGONS gets her stride, that shit is on. Also, the main mom lady queen/lady of whateverland with all the asshole sons? She’s got some balls on her.
I’m in love with Arya Stark. Is that weird? You know, that she’s a kid? And I’m not?
All I’ve seen of this show is condensed clips videos showing all the sex and nudity for each season. I think this might make me a bad person. I’m okay with that.
Since I don’t have enough doors to close between me and the kiddos to hide what’s on the old boob tube (did ya catch what I did there, did ya, huh? I’m needy), I won’t be watching this particular show (from your suggested titles sounds like I’d need about a dozen or more). But I’m so glad you updated the blog! December 14 was a long time ago.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
If loving Arya is wrong, I don’t want to be right. She is the only decent person in the story. And I KNOW we’re supposed to like Helpful British Guy Who Travels with the Dothraki Horde, but I CAN’T because he’s the Evil Newspaper Baron in Downton Abbey. Just like Terrance Stamp will ALWAYS be General Zod.
Look, I don’t make the rules, Superman II does!
I don’t know what any of that means except the “I love you all” part, which is okay, cause I love you too, Fleegan! You are my favorite librarian/sign maker/once-upon-a-time house painter/general cool commentator-about-life that I know (when you read that, make sure you read the slashes cause that sounds nifty). Okay, that’s all cause I’m feeling a little Monday emotional right now. Hope your day is good.
BHAHAAAA!!! I feel EXACTLY the same way about General Zod. When I see him on anything I instantly think of that pane of glass in space they were trapped in floating around. Hey, which person was it that you were hoping died first?
YES. THE PANE OF GLASS.
I only know 3 of their names. It’s the young prince guy who got his arm bit by the wolf and was a little bitch about it so they kill the dog? I can’t wait for that spoiled brat to bite it. He is horrible. Hell, they are ALL horrible.
Hey Fleegan. Sorry I got all mushy on Monday. My best boy, mr rosey (you’re such a trendsetter), has spent the last month mostly in bed due to severe pain and Monday was the 24-hour countdown to our appt with the great & powerful spine surgeon in Bham. He is working his magic today and I’ve never seen a man happier to go under the knife! He’d been threatening to do the surgery himself if this guy couldn’t so…anyway, I’ll try to maintain my cool in the future!
I hope Mr. Rosey’s surgery goes/went well. Let us know, m’kay?
Mr Rosey is back in his room. He’s rather loopy but already like a new man who is not in excruciating pain. I offered to smooch the doc on the lips for using his great and powerful magic to help my best boy; he suggested a bear hug instead. I happily complied!
JOFFREY, IT’S JOFFREY AND HIS FACE NEEDS TO GO… unfortunately, we are stuck with his face for a while. I hope they find the most creative, graphic and EXXXRTREEEEEMMME fashion to take that little scag out. UGH. UGHGHGHGH.
But yeah, most of them are completely horrible. Except for lady Stark, and little kid girl stark. I like the little know it all dwarf, but mainly because he’s all ‘screw this, I’m gonna go get wasted and find me a whorehouse.’ I did fall into a weepy mess over the progression of the MOTHER OF DRAGONS and her Dothraki story line before it was all over with though. (I’m blaming hormonal times and my total gayness for all things dragon and unicorn for that one.)
So far, I don’t like Lady Stark. I think she’s a bitch. She’s mean to the Bastard, like it’s HIS fault. I love the Know-it-all Dwarf. Joffery can go CHOKE ON A BEE HIVE. I hate his face. The MOTHER OF DRAGONS, as you call her, is the one I feel sorry for the most, but she seems to be getting stronger. As for the Twin Fuckers, I can tell we’re gonna be stuck with them. Yuck. Hate. Vomit.
It doesn’t get any easier. I’ve read all 5 books and I’m still going “wtf????”. I honestly don’t think he’s ever going to finish them.
YOU MEAN THIS STORY DOESN’T HAVE AN END YET?!