More Games of Bones Thrones (Incest Edition)

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Okay, real quick here. This show is getting to be even more porny than ever. I feel like a conservative a-hole when I watch it all, “THIS is awful. I can’t belive THIS is on TV. WHY are they doing THAT? Was showing THAT necessary? OMG, WHAT ARE THEY DOING? DO PEOPLE DO THAT? DON’T ANSWER THAT.”

This show is a shitty excuse for some limpdick mofo to show women as objects. Hey! What’re you- HEY! COME BACK WITH MY SOAPBOX. D’oh!

 

SPOILER ALERT. (You big babies)

But fine, I still like the story even though, and I’ve said a million times, EVERYONE IS HORRIBLE. But the other day, we got to season two, episode 3, and that weasel guy, Robb’s ward from that awful river place castle with the dad who looks like Ted Nugent if Ted Nugent gained 20 pounds? And some lady gives him a ride to the castle (which he hasn’t been to in 10 years or something), and he DOES THINGS TO HER WHILE THEY ARE RIDING THE HORSE? And she’s all, “YEAH! I like this a lot!”

And then his dad, Ted Nugent, is all mean to him cos he hasn’t seen him in ten years, but I mean, his dad GAVE HIM to the Starks, so it’s the asshole dad’s fault ANYWAY. And he won’t let the Weasel (I’m sure he has a name. I don’t know what it is.) lead his new River Land Castle Army (Whatever) to fight AGAINST the Starks, even though the Stark’s have been good to Weasel. And Weasel is all, “But I’m your only son. If I don’t lead your army, who will?” and Ted Nugent is all, “Your little sister will. You remember your little sister don’t you? She’s awesome now.” and he points behind the Weasel and the Weasel turns and sees THE HORRIBLE, AWFUL, SICK, SACK OF BITCH HE FINGERBANGED ON THE WAY TO THE CASTLE. OH MY GOD. I JUST THREW UP.

I jumped up off the couch and screamed, “NOOOOOOOOOooooo! Oh my God, SHE KNEW IT WAS HER BROTHER! NO. THIS IS HORRIBLE. EVERYONE IS HORRIBLE. I hate this show. She knew. She let him do that. Oh my… She did it on purpose. What kind of people are these?”

Meanwhile, LiznChris, who are watching the show with us and have seen it before and knew it was coming, were all, “Priceless.”

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