Game O’ Thrones (Kid Burning edition)

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So we were watching season two, episode 7 with Liznchris.  And it ends with Weasel being all, “We caught ’em! And lookit what we did with ’em!” and then two burned up bodies are dropped from the roof.

At first I was all, “Who’re those bodies supposed to be? Not the kids, right?”

Liznchrisnjimmy are silent.

“I mean, those weren’t the kids, right?”

More silence.

“Wha- those were the kids? That’s not the kids. That can’t be the kids. I mean, the kids got away, right? This is a hoax, right? RIGHT? ARE THOSE KIDS DEAD? WHY ARE WE WATCHING THIS? THIS SHOW IS COMPLETE SHIT, AND EVERYONE. IS. HORRIBLE.”

“Jaimie, you’ve heard everyone say that in this show everyone is fair game.”

“THERE IS NOTHING FAIR ABOUT ANY OF THIS. This was just a hoax. The Weasel burned up two people and is acting like it’s the kids, because he’s trying to be a badass. I mean, they didn’t show him catching the kids, or burning them. All we see are two dead bodies. Plus, there should’ve been 4 dead bodies, right? The four of them escaped. So where’s the big guy and weird lady? See, it’s all a ploy for the Weasel to get respect from his horrible people. Those kids aren’t dead. RIGHT LIZ? THOSE KIDS AREN’T DEAD.”

Oh man. You guys. Are those kids dead?

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