Game of Thrones season 3 episode 1 Important Thoughts

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FIRST of all. Cookie and I will be watching THE SHIT outta that Liberace biopic, Behind the Candelabra.

Okay. Here’s the shout-y things from the first ep of the season. Spoilers? I guess?

“WHEN DOES JON SNOW SEX IT WITH TYPEWRITER MAID?”

“When does Jon Snow join this new cult?”

“When does Jon Snow do ANYTHING? ANYTHING AT ALL?”

“DRRRRRRRAAAAAGONS.”

“Dragon Lady needs to stop being so bitchy to Sir Richard.”

“Did Sansa grow two feet taller? Nevermind. I don’t care.”

“Where is Arya?”

“Is Sansa really that tall or is Cher just really short? Nevermind. Don’t care.”

“The WORST part about Cher is how MYSTERIOUS she is. The mystery isn’t working. NO ONE CARES ANYMORE. There is far too much shit going on for me to care about why Cher is so cagey about her past.”

” I forgot Rob got married last season. Probably because I DON’T CARE. Also, Nurse Wife is cagey too, right? Are she and Cher sisters? Nevermind, don’t tell me. I don’t care.”

“WHERE is Arya?”

“THERE ARE TOO MANY CHARACTERS.”

“Lannister Dad is probably the Worst Dad Ever. Why isn’t he dead yet?”

“Joffrey’s new girl friend is a do gooder? For real? WHY ISN’T HE DEAD YET?”

“This salesman is a dick.”

“DUDE CUT OFF A NIPPLE.”

“Aw look, that little girl is being all shy with whatsherface.”

“DID OBI WAN KENOBI JUST KILL A SPACE SCORPION?! ARE WE ON SPACE NOW?”

“That is NOT a little girl.”

“WHERE IS ARYA?”

“NEVERMIND. I DON’T CARE. ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE HORRIBLE AND NEED TO BE DEAD.”

“What? It’s over already?”

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