Flintstones Vitamins part !!

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Hey so anyway the Dino to Fred to Barney ratio is crazy out of whack. I got curious cos when I was looking in the jar at the shapes I didn’t see any cars. So I did what any normal person would do, I dumped the vitamins out of the jar and into a bowl for further investigatin’.

THERE ARE NO CARS. IT IS ALL OVER. YOUR CHILDHOOD WAS A SHAM. THE RUSSIANS WON. GAME OVER, MAN. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.

Wha’ happened to the cars? They add Betty, ditch the car, but keep The Great Gazoo? I have mixed feelings about this. See, I hate The Great Gazoo. He was mean and rude. I’d much rather have the car vitamin. But on the other hand, maybe crunching a Gazoo to death in the morning could be a good thing, like I’m conquering rudeness AND anemia in one bite!

And the fact that I have an existential crisis every morning over cartoon shaped vitamins tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about how I’m handling my mid/late 30s.

Oh, you’re older and have way more problems? Don’t minimize MY pain, jackass, get your own blog. Meanwhile I’ll be over here wondering why the Betty vitamins look so mangled. There is definitely a Wilma bias going on here.

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