1.16.06

Category: dribblings

i can’t shake this stomach thing. it also comes with an awesome headache. and i’ve run out of tylenol and advil. tomorrow i shall make a purchase.
i’ve had a hard time focusing on simple tasks. it’s embarassing ‘cos i keep doing stupid things in front of people. por exemplo: i was going to warm up some soup. so i put it in a bowl and was going ot put it in the microwave and instead i opened up the ‘fridge and started to put my soup in it and i stopped ‘cos i was all, “wait, this isn’t right…” and mom saw me.

i had a run-in with Crazy Margaret today and i wanted to push her into traffic just so i could get away from her. as soon as i walked out the door she says, “jaimie! jaimie! your dogs are barking at me ‘cos they smell the pigeon blood!”
i can’t take this first thing in the morning. “what.”
“there was a dead pigeon in the road a cat must’ve gotten it so i threw it away over there and i guess your dogs are barking at me ‘cos they can smell the blood.”
“margaret, they’re barking at you because you’re at the fence and you keep barking at them.”
“no! they can smell the blood yesterday there was a dead rat in the road and they kept barking at it because they wanted it but i threw is over in that yard it’s over there.”
“okay,” i said as i got in my car to go to work. she started walking down the sidewalk so i figured she got the hint and was leaving. as i start to pull up she’s right there at the side of my car! (!!!) and she’s holding up the dead rat for me to see! “gahh! margaret! put that thing down!”
“well, at least i didn’t put in the fence with the dogs.”
“do NOT put dead animals in my yard, margaret.” i finally managed to pull out of the driveway.

God bless margaret. bless her far from my house.

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