My phone was ringing in my pocket, but I was at work so I wasn’t going to answer unless it was a family member. So I checked the ID, and it was my cell phone number calling. My phone was calling my phone. How is that possible?
So then I thought, “Whoa, I wonder if this is Future Me or Past Me trying to tell Now Me something important?” And I was freaked out cos whatever whichever me said to Now Me would change my life forever! But then I just turned the phone off and said, “Fuck it, I don’t want to talk to either one of those bitches.”

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