1.23.07

Category: dribblings

guy comes in to the the ‘brary and he asks me he asks, “hey uh, whar’re all yer books own hyp-no-tye-zin?”

i checked the catalogue and of course, no, because… obviously.

i was all, “sorry big guy, we’re fresh out.”

“somebody else got ’em?”

“no sir, we don’t have any.”

“aw yeah you do.”

“we do?”

“yeah. i seen this guy on tv and he can hyp-no-tize people by just touchin’ ’em. and he’s a got a book. i want that book.”

awesome.

he was absolutely shocked that we didn’t have any books on hypnosis. he was bummed, man. i felt bad that we didn’t have any though. but also? i felt relieved.

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