12.29.05

Category: dribblings

i heard something horrible the other day. and now i find that it’s true. the NY yankees bought johnny damon for $13 million a year, a 4-year contract (that’s 52 million dollars for those of you playing at home). why would this happen? i tell you, it’s all hollywood. i think they’re trying to make a new “the curse” with the sox. and i think it stinks. and? 13 mil a year? no. no way. 7 at the most. i mean, he’s been playing for 10 seasons already, he’s 32, and she shaved off his beard. SELL OUT. ew, and without his crazy hair/beard he looks like a yankee. it’s awful. remember when don mattingly refused to cut his hair and Steinbrenner (gay) went ballistic? remember how stupid that was? because honestly, has he even seen a team picture from the ’70s? what is with this prepped up playboy look? gay. i’m surpirsed they still have dirt on the field at yankee stadium. hm, maybe they don’t. maybe it’s synthetic dirt.

of course, if the yanks gave me a 4-year contract for 52 million clams and told me to shave my head and tuck in my shirt, well…i’d head for the bronx too. maybe OT and i could be roommates. hee.

speaking of dumbass baseball, if Orel Hersheiser wins a spot on the HoF this year i’m going to assume that baseball and it’s people have all thrown away their brains. i have nothing against OH, really, i just think there are better ones to be voted in who have been passed up already (Goose Gosage? hello? Bruce Sutter? yes? i know he only play for like, 12 seasons, but those were a strong 12 seasons!) and to have OH win on his first year on the ballot, well that’s just hinky.

i’m worse when it comes to judging the batters.

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