11.05.05

Category: dribblings

i’m a carly simon fan, and yes, i know, i’ve read, she’s a spoiled bitch. i don’t care, it’s not like i have to spend time with her. she’s finally stopped calling. talk about someone who can’t take a hint.
anyway. there’s one song of hers that i love because it’s got a great beat and it’s just a fun sounding song. but.
BUT.
i HATE the lyrics. hate ’em. the song is jesse. and i hate it ‘cos it’s all, “jesse, you’re a jerk and i’ll never waste my time on you. oh, but hey, let’s get together later, okay? just don’t tell my friends ‘cos they won’t understand. ps. i washed the sheets.”

and on one hand i’m all, “carly, carly, carly. DON’T do this! he’s gonna break your heart! again!” and on the other, more judgemental hand i’m all, “you know better, you spoiled bitch. you deserve whatever you get!”

and trust me, the fact that i give serious, time consuming thought to lyrics from a carly simon song shames me more than i can say.
because it’s not like she’s going to listen to me anyway.

HE’S A SNAKE, CARLY, YOU BITCH! A SNAKE!

futile.

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but then in the mid ’80s she came out with a song called All I Want is You. and i like to think that the dude in the song is Jesse from the other song. and so she’s saying, “i don’t care what everyone else thinks. i know you’re not a great guy, but you’re not boring either. plus, you’ve got a huge penis.” and i guess if carly is happy with her mandingo jerkhole, then who am i to judge?

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