11.12.05

Category: dribblings

there is a giant oak tree in my yard, it might be the biggest one in gadsden, at the least the second biggest. i love the tree and i hate the tree. it’s so big it’s top branches stretch out farther than you think. and so, it constantly drops it’s payloads across the expanse of my whole property. i’m talking acorns here. acorns falling from the tops of the giant oak tree. falling at a rate of 9.8 meters per second squared. which i think if i did the math correctly that’s….95,000 mph.

when the acorns hit the grill or my jeep it makes a metallic CLANK sound. when they hit the house it sounds like birds are falling from the sky. when they hit the pond they go SPLOOSH!

i need a helmet just to go check the mail.

and i won’t even bother complaining about the 7 kagillion leaves. rake blog = boring.

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