Welp, I did it. I ate so many oranges that my face broke out and the inside of my ears itch and I took a Benedryl but my face still itches and is my hair on fire I’m so tired from the Benedryl and my coworker has commandeered the rest of the oranges.

For the record, this took days of time for the oranges to inflict their pox upon me, and also I’m not proud.

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