11.28.05

Category: dribblings

i guess next time i have a gross, disgusting, and sad story i’ll put a warning on it so you’ll know before you read it that ew, gross! tina “sugarlips muldoon” sewell was none too thrilled with yesterday’s post. hee.

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five things you might not know about me:

1. i seem to be allergic to “all natural” things containing plant extracts. i break out in itchy blotches. this makes me wary of trying herbal supplements.

2. i take the New Yorker because i like the book and movie reviews. the fictions stories are okay sometimes.

3. i’ve never been in a fistfight. but i’d like to be in one just so i could have a story where i could say, “…so there i was on the ground crying like the complete wuss i am, oh but you should’ve seen the other guy/girl…”

4. i’m scared of guns. when i see a real gun in real life i get so tense you could probably clap your hands and i’d have a heart attack.

5. i don’t think Mark Twain was “all that”.

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